
THE AMAZING
PXARGORINA
Tells Your Fortune By Reading Your IP Address


Your IP address is 216.73.216.108
Today is Friday, October 31 2025
You will have a rhapsodic
 day today
Someone who owes you a favor
 will probably
 smack you with a whiffle-bat

Fortune Teller Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.
