[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.224.168.206
Today is Sunday, November 19 2017
You will have a floopy day today
A person you cannot avoid can be trusted not to need your help

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.