[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.198.3.15
Today is Monday, July 16 2018
You will have a frivolous day today
A pizza delivery person doesnt want to lay down the law

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.