[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 35.171.146.16
Today is Friday, September 20 2019
You will have a affluent day today
Your favorite celebrity is willing to abuse you

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.