[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 3.235.45.196
Today is Friday, August 7 2020
You will have a balanced day today
Your evil twin will soon tell you what you want to know

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.