[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.198.55.167
Today is Wednesday, October 17 2018
You will have a yet another day today
A woman wearing gloves will definately make an example of you

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.