[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.211.227.36
Today is Sunday, February 19 2017
You will have a cosmic day today
Your own subconcious will, as the starts predict, ask you a question you cant answer

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.