[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 3.233.239.102
Today is Saturday, April 4 2020
You will have a monotonous day today
A puppy will probably kick you when you are down

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.