[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 35.170.81.210
Today is Monday, December 9 2019
You will have a spastic day today
A person you thought was dead is able to be your ally

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.