[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.243.17.113
Today is Thursday, March 21 2019
You will have a slow day today
An aquantance is willing to seek you out

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.