[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.196.86.89
Today is Saturday, May 26 2018
You will have a long day today
A person you are attracted to is ready to save your head in a jar

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.