[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.225.47.94
Today is Saturday, October 21 2017
You will have a glorious day today
Someone who you owe money to will make a mess of your carpet

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.