[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 3.230.142.168
Today is Thursday, May 26 2022
You will have a fuzzy day today
Someone you have been avoiding can be trusted not to be your ally

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.