[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.80.102.170
Today is Tuesday, August 21 2018
You will have a splendid day today
A pizza delivery person is likely to knock your teeth out

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.