[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 34.228.38.35
Today is Friday, April 19 2019
You will have a bad hair day today
A person you dislike didnt bring you flowers

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.