[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.226.227.175
Today is Tuesday, December 12 2017
You will have a abominable day today
A woman with a moustache is sure to contradict you

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.