[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 18.207.240.77
Today is Thursday, June 8 2023
You will have a pixelated day today
Your inner child is willing to tell you what you dont want to know

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.