[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.209.18.224
Today is Tuesday, December 18 2018
You will have a crumbly day today
Someone who doesnt speak english plans to sell out

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.