[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 54.159.158.180
Today is Wednesday, January 18 2017
You will have a fair day today
Someone who looks a bit like you is planning to excuse you

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.