[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 18.206.194.210
Today is Thursday, November 14 2019
You will have a better day today
Some idiot can be trusted to set you down the wrong path

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.