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Not Bill Clinton
Well it all started five days ago and some sort of time distoration warp rip thingy, and Elvis was on this toliet, see, when his future form plopped out and nearly landed on him. Well, Elvis jumped into the vortex and started being warped to places stranger than the majority of my sandwiches. Well, he went to the ancinet egyptian era and helped build the pyramid of rock and roll, but sadly, was destroyed by a time travling donna dummers. He said the sphinx wasn't sexy enough, but they didn't change it. Discourage, he went back even further in time where he met a small green dinosaur. Yup. It was YOshi. Elvis cried, "This is bleeping weird!" and jumped back into the vortex, where he traveled into the future. There, he was eating some dougnuts when he realized he had a bit of something on his chin. So he grabbed the nearest napkin and wiped it off, and to his horror, the smudge turned out to be the declaration of independace! Now quite scared, he invented the easy bake oven to make up for it. Then, he went a wee bit further into the future and ate a dodo bird, coughed, hacked, and then cried,"No wonder they're extict! Yeeck!". Broken hearted, he went to the Wonder Years Studio and he played the part of kevin for a week. Sadly, these episodes were burnt down when his easy bake oven overheated. Next, he paid a little visit to his good freind Bill Gates. And you know what? Bill Gates saw the vision of Microsoft after Elvis had thrown him out the window where he hurt not so long ago and deleted hamster dance and ate Freaks and his face, and that's how he became so ugly. Next, he accidently went to not so long ago and deleted hamster dance. He then preceded to eat Freaks and Geeks, and the Super Station (Mistaking it for the supper station) which is why Scooby Doo vanished. Then, he appeared behind me in the truck, put covered my eyes and said "guess who!". Well I thought maybe it uncle louey or fred or verny or jim, I probably would've kept on guessing but about that time I ran into a tree, and As I'm lying there bleeding, I see Elvis, who takes off his fake lips and tells me, "everything you know is wrong! Up is down, short is long, black is white, and cats are dogs. And everything you thought was just so important dosn't really matter, so forget the words and sing along!"
Well, you may find this unconceivable or at the very least unbeliveable, that the planets and the stars can be twisted so easily but let me give you my assurance that you'd have to be some kind of moron not realize everything is abosutly true! And then he died. The end. Do you know how I know all of this? Because I am YOshi! BREM BRO BREM BRO BREM BRO
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