User:Dr. Baconman
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Did someone say BACON? I thought as much. Well since I'm here, I guess I'll talk about Mr. Baconman.
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[edit] Who the Heck?
Yeah. This is a crazy type guy who loves to invent crazy type things, including:
- Candy-Bar making machines (failed)
- Jet Boots (failed)
- A real Mr. Saturn (failed)
- A garage door opening button (someone told me this had already been invented.)
- Pants with rockets in them (backfired)
- A television made out of Lego's (could only play simple animations)
- An OHRRPGCE game that doesn't suck
Well, I know all the other inventions turned out not-so-great, but who knows? Maybe this little game could be the one to actually work!
[edit] Yeah, but still
Oh. Sorry. I forgot to talk about that guy who is probably me. Dr. Baconman is just crazy, alright? He doesn't know what half a what he's talking about. You say 'tomato,' him say 'Ninjas are pimps' right before exploding into gibberish. The Baconman mode is actually quite genius, but much like Einstein he is crazy. And really, that's all there is to say.
[edit] What of this 'little game'?
That, my friend, is an understatement. Or at least it will be. I have phenomenal plans for a little OHR game called V-Quest. It was in production for a long while, but just recently, Dr. Baconman actually started being serious about the whole thing and hired a bunch of no-talent lackeys. After that, the game's production went downhill. Fast. Dr. Baconman is now making great effort to bring it back, but this time, it will be better than ever, perhaps soon to be the greatest game ever.
(The game's expected release is Apruary 22nd of the year 2008.)
[edit] Aren't you an Eggman clone?
Oh dear God, tell me you didn't just ask that. NO. I am no Eggman clone. Nowadays you can find loads of original art pieces and depictions of the current 'Man of Bacon' at his DeviantArt gallery.
[edit] Email Strong Bad
You can contact the corporation *snicker* of Baconlabs as a whole by emailing us at:
baconlabs[at]yahoo[dot]com
