[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 34.239.154.240
Today is Friday, December 9 2022
You will have a floopy day today
A guy with a bushy beard shall pay for your lunch

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.