[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 3.235.137.159
Today is Thursday, September 24 2020
You will have a exciting day today
Your best friend doesnt want to throw you out the window

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.