[the amazing GYPSY PXARGORINA tells your fortune by reading your IP address]

[PXARGORINA]

Your IP address is 100.24.125.162
Today is Monday, October 26 2020
You will have a abominable day today
A woman wearing gloves knows better than to be your enemy

Gypsy Pxargorina's predictions are based your IP address, the date, and her innate mystical ability to divine your future from them. Check back tomorrow for another reading.