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[Okay, Mr. The Hamster. Although we only hired you this morning, and you haven't received any training yet, and the training you will receive is all janitorial... ...and although I have yet to see any evidence at all that you are even capable of speech, I am going to leave you in charge of the office so I can leave early this afternoon.]

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