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[Stop! Please stop, mister tissue box! Please stop ringing! I cannot answer you. You are not a telephone! I don't know, maybe it gets dull being a tissue box, maybe you yearn to be something else, like a telephone, but I tell you, you are NOT a telephone. You are a tissue box, and tissue boxes cannot ring. When you ring, it makes me frightened and afraid, because there is nothing I can do. I cannot answer you. Oh why won't you stop ringing mister tissue box? Oh.]

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