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[Fire you? Oh, well, yes. That certainly would have been my first choice, but unfortunately, I can't fire you. Nope. Our state's Employee Rights statutes, (as amended by the "Equal Protection for Stupid People" act of 1999) expressly forbids me, the employer, from terminating you, the employee, for reasons of utter incompetence, gross negligence, and complete inability to do work properly.]

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