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If you mated together a cactus and an octopus, would you get a cactapus? Would the plural of cactapus be cactapi or cactapusses? What if you then mated that with a cat? Catocactapi or Catocactapusses? What sort of noises would it make? "Mrowrr*Poke*squirt"? If it was especially noisy would you have to call it a Cacocatacactapus? Plural? Three times fast? I had better go lie down...
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